On this second eve of Christmas, the government gave to me:
.. a bill for 54 bucks.
I completely forgot this would eventually be coming. It was my first ride in an ambulance, and it was over 8 months ago. I had sort of thought they would let it slide since a) I am so awesome and b) they destroyed two of my favourite pieces of clothing to get to my shoulder, but alas. Oh well. I still consider myself fortunate; people have to pay ambulance bills for much more tragic reasons than my incessant need to find down.
Merry Christmas, everyone!
How nice of the government to think of you during the holidays. So uhm… is your pug on mushrooms?