Clearly I am getting old – I somehow managed to put my bra on this morning with one cup twisted all the way around. I kept adjusting myself to try to relieve the uncomfortable sensations in my mighty cleavage, but nothing helped. Then I looked down and saw something that was not right at all, so I had to go into the bathroom and strip. I am all better now, though. My boobs are excellent as always.

It is my birthday! There will be birthday shoes! Ed and Josh and Shan conspired amongst themselves and I am now armed with gift certificates for my coveted Fluevogs. I think I am going to go today after work and outfit myself with something fabulous, since it is my birthday and all. Thanks, guys! :D

In addition to birthday shoes, there were also birthday ninjas and birthday spiders. Ed is well aware of my uncontrollable attraction to wacky blind box toys, so he got me an assortment of mystery boxes from Voltage, my favourite store. I’d been trying to get a Wee Ninja for the longest time, and Ed managed to choose the box that had one – hooray! He also got me one of these, which are creepy but incredibly cute. Birthday spiders! Scary.

Hooray for birthdays!