i have no mouth and i must .. be cute

It’s Hello Kitty Tuesday at all ends of the spectrum, and I’m kind of okay with that.

I love Hello Kitty stuff. I own a significant amount of Sanrio things, including the fabled Hello Kitty vibrator. My last PC was even named Hello Kimmy in tribute. It’s not necessarily a sickness, but sometimes I just want to look at cute as a pleasant change from my usual agenda of death, decay and destruction.

I awoke to an email letting me know that MAC’s Hello Kitty collection launches today. I’m somewhat ashamed – but not enough to skip it entirely – to note that I’d been eagerly awaiting this announcement, because even though it’s cliché and more than a little stupid I am but a helpless mass of estrogen when it comes to cute. If that wasn’t enough, on my way to the car I noticed a bright pink piece of mail tacked up on the message board: a HK-shaped postcard with another reminder of the MAC launch; one that is now on my cubicle wall at the Lab.

fear the mouthless army

fear the mouthless army

I get the point – I’m supposed to go buy Hello Kitty stuff today at lunch (except I can’t – meetings are super). The universe wasn’t quite done with the hinting, though. It felt like a sausage kind of day, so I went through the Drive Thru on my way to work. Signs announcing the new Happy Meal toys were everywhere, and oh look – a whole series of Hello Kitty watches available now. I may or may not have bought one with my McMuffin, and it may or may not perfectly match my outfit today.

hello-watchy

a creepy coincidence

It’s good that I have this small and ridiculous bright spot, because I’m really quite cranky today. The aforementioned “rubbish” comment really pissed me off, and being stuck in a meeting for 75 minutes that didn’t apply to me did little to soothe the savage beast. I’m trying really hard to have a good week, but I seem to be failing spectacularly.

Is it strange that I hope tomorrow’s court appearance will cheer me up?

grrrr

Who knew? Apparently being told that something I’ve done is “rubbish” completely gets my hackles up. I’m as close as can be to snarling without actually showing teeth. Fun!