the rules

Three rules to live by:

  1. Never go ass to mouth
  2. Nobody enjoys surprise anal
  3. Jizz in the eye is never, ever appropriate*

(unless you are a Morning Pirate)

(I am not drunk)

12 Responses to “the rules”

  1. ling Says:

    wow, if this was your night with friends in gastown, then it sounds like i missed one heck of a time.

  2. Renee Says:

    It’s not really their fault. Their aim goes all crazy what with all the things that are going on.

  3. donna Says:

    1: Sweet jesus, this is tre.
    2: TELL ME ABOUT IT. Also, use lube.
    3: This one I’m a little less picky about. True, jizz in the eye is a bad, bad thing, but we recipients of said jizz have an answer: close your freaking eyes. ;)

  4. Amanda Says:

    Damn, i could have used these rules last night

  5. Darren Says:

    And I missed that party.. crap!

  6. Matt R. Says:

    I think those rules are all crap.

    Jeez, lighten up. Why so stuffy?

  7. Jimbo Says:

    As a gay man, I feel anal can be lots of fun when it’s a surprise. But that’s me.

  8. Tanya (aka NetChick) Says:

    LOL, that was the best conversation ever, that night… good times!!

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