Three rules to live by:
- Never go ass to mouth
- Nobody enjoys surprise anal
- Jizz in the eye is never, ever appropriate*
(unless you are a Morning Pirate)
(I am not drunk)
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February 14, 2009 — kimli12 Responses to “the rules”
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My name is Kimli. I live on the internet and also in Vancouver. I like to write words, play video games, and ride my scooter. I also like Diet Coke and explosive hyperbole.
I blog all the time at Delicious Juice Dot Com, and some of the time on the Tumblrs.
February 15, 2009 at 1:40 am
wow, if this was your night with friends in gastown, then it sounds like i missed one heck of a time.
February 15, 2009 at 8:33 am
It’s not really their fault. Their aim goes all crazy what with all the things that are going on.
February 15, 2009 at 10:23 am
1: Sweet jesus, this is tre.
2: TELL ME ABOUT IT. Also, use lube.
3: This one I’m a little less picky about. True, jizz in the eye is a bad, bad thing, but we recipients of said jizz have an answer: close your freaking eyes. ;)
February 15, 2009 at 10:36 am
Damn, i could have used these rules last night
February 15, 2009 at 10:39 pm
And I missed that party.. crap!
February 16, 2009 at 12:02 am
I think those rules are all crap.
Jeez, lighten up. Why so stuffy?
February 16, 2009 at 12:02 pm
As a gay man, I feel anal can be lots of fun when it’s a surprise. But that’s me.
February 16, 2009 at 5:18 pm
LOL, that was the best conversation ever, that night… good times!!
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