1: Sweet jesus, this is tre.
2: TELL ME ABOUT IT. Also, use lube.
3: This one I’m a little less picky about. True, jizz in the eye is a bad, bad thing, but we recipients of said jizz have an answer: close your freaking eyes. ;)
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