All couples argue from time to time, and Ed and I are no exception. Earlier this evening, we got into a fight about porn star Mark Davis: is he cut or not? Based on the magazine I was chopping up for Smuttons, he looked cut to me – but Ed pointed out the wrinkly skin in the picture, saying “that’s a foreskin. trust me, I know dick.” I argued – it looked cut to me, and I too know dick. We could not come to an agreement on the foreskin issue, so I did the only logical thing: I went online to check.

First stop: Wikipedia. It’s where I usually start, because it has a lot of good information about the things I am interested in – ie: things that have no bearing on real life whatsoever, and it’s always the non-important issues that have the most accurate information. It made perfect sense to me, but Ed thought this was absolutely hysterical. He laughed at me, a lot – “you went to Wikipedia to see if a porn star has a foreskin or not? What kind of internet do you USE where information like that is readily available, especially on Wikipedia?!” – and just about peed himself with the hilarity of my ridiculousness and all. Silly Kimli!

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suck it, ed. please?

I WIN.

I mean, I was wrong – yep, that was a foreskin – but the information WAS on Wikipedia, and that is worth all the foreskins in the world.

HAH!

Day Two of Operation: No Pants is going strong, although this morning was a struggle. It looked cold outside, and I really wanted to cave in and wear some pants – but I resisted the urge for warmth over cuteness, and instead am wearing one of the slutty new dresses I purchased this past weekend. It was pretty entertaining to hear Miranda and I trying things on – many, many perfectly serviceable items of clothing were discarded on account of being “too modest”. Heh – boobs are awesome.

It’s a Zombie Tuesday ’round these parts – everyone at the office is stumbling around and looking like they’d like to eat some brains, myself included. I’ve already asked a coworker to come see me at my desk so I could “pick [your] brains .. with a fork”. I got more sleep than I did on Sunday night, but my dreams were totally fucked up on account of my spending the evening making some really, really raunchy Smuttons and playing Pokemon at the same time. Multitasking allows me to achieve both my goals at the same time, which are a) to catch them all, and b) see cum-guzzling sluts take it in both holes.

What?