It’s very difficult to follow “easy to use” instructions when you’re using version 2 and the rest of the planet is on version 5.

At any rate, I created a crappy copy of an app icon:

It lives to the right on my tool bars and is an easy way to get to my other blog; the one in which I talk about iDevice apps non-stop. I don’t always remember to announce updates on here, and I don’t want to – so you should bookmark/subscribe/interpretive dance the other URL so’s you know where to go for HOT WET DEALS. Click it. Click it hard.

.. but just in case, I’m asking the internet what I should do.

After my shower this morning I used a Q-Tip (I know, I know – you’re not supposed to, but everyone does it) to dry out the inside of my ear because wet ear canals make me vaguely uncomfortable. Anyway, this morning something went wrong – there was a huge sharp pain in my ear that made me see stars and swear. There’s no blood or brain matter oozing out of my head, but my ear is sore and feels weird. I’ve got a little bit of vertigo, but this isn’t anything new – I’m always dizzy. Should I get checked out? Do I have ear herpes now? Did I pop my brain? I am no good at my health.