i dub thee sir sir sir sir sir

One of my techs just sent out an email requesting that a piece of equipment be “over knighted” to a customer’s store. All I can picture is a guy being knighted 217 times in a row, just to make sure the ceremony sticks.

It’s all good, though. We also offer “tool-free support” 24/7.

it's like this, but done 85 times