Zombies are popular. I can name dozens of zombie-related things – movies, video games, instructional manuals – off the top of my head. Also popular are post-apocalyptic scenarios, in which mankind stubbornly refuses to succumb to the elements/radiation/undead/disease/alien invasion/vengeful plants/Nicolas Cage. I’ve been submerged in worst case scenario survival since the time I could read, and coupled with my love of video games (automatically makes me a trained killer), I am reasonably certain I could predict and react to whatever comes my way. I am just one person – there are millions like me; training for the inevitable disguised as entertainment. Most of them have better aim than I do. Some of them have ready access to weapons. All of us know what to do when a rotting hulk of mindless, hungry flesh shambles our way.
When the zombie apocalypse hits, I think we’re gonna be just fiiiiiiine.