Jon Snow couldn’t help but feel that the dangers of the Wall had been greatly exaggerated:

"taking the black" sort of lost all meaning after the first pottery barn opened in westeros

Meanwhile, Khal Drogo was not entirely sure about this new horse:

on the upside, this will eventually make for some good eating

Ser Ilyn Payne was pleased at a job well done, but frankly, Ned Stark had seen better days:

joffrery is such a twat.

How Viserys Targaryen sees himself:

sup dudes i'm the dragon

How everyone else sees Viserys Targaryen:

ohhh bitch no you did NOT

:)