i don’t get it

Why all the fuss? This isn’t sexy at ALL.

this started out as wikipedia fan fiction and grew to a 3-book deal with a bidding war over the movie rights.

All you get today is a list of things that suck, and a terrible pun. Sorry.

 

ugh.

I should have stayed on the couch this morning.

  • Spine Snipper until 2am
  • Neighbourhood assholes having loud cell phone conversations past my window until 3
  • Lemon on ALL THE BED
  • Completely unable to sleep
  • My skin is a disaster
  • Applied my makeup like a boss. A clown boss.
  • All my clothes are stupid and make me look as horrible as I feel
  • Running approximately an hour behind
  • Forgot to put on my rings; hands feel naked
  • On the wrong bus

Today licks, and it’s not even 9:30.

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