i don’t get it

Posted in everyday kimli by kimli

Why all the fuss? This isn’t sexy at ALL.

this started out as wikipedia fan fiction and grew to a 3-book deal with a bidding war over the movie rights.

All you get today is a list of things that suck, and a terrible pun. Sorry.

ugh.

I should have stayed on the couch this morning.

Spine Snipper until 2am
Neighbourhood assholes having loud cell phone conversations past my window until 3
Lemon on ALL THE BED
Completely unable to sleep
My skin is a disaster
Applied my makeup like a boss. A clown boss.
All my clothes are stupid and make me look as horrible as I feel
Running approximately an hour behind
Forgot to put on my rings; hands feel naked
On the wrong bus

Today licks, and it’s not even 9:30.