work hard

February 10, 2013 — kimli

According to my mother, it never hurts to do the following things:

  • Work hard
  • Buy lottery tickets every day
  • Go for a walk
  • Call her more often
  • Eat chicken
  • Read books
  • Do hard work
  • Pray to daddy
  • Check the water
  • Clean my bathroom counter
  • Try green tea
  • Yell at the TV
  • Check your blood pressure

Noted. I’m gonna spend my first BC Family Day doing all of those things.

Posted in This Stepford Life. 2 Comments »

2 Responses to “work hard”

  1. Steven Schwartz Says:
    February 11, 2013 at 12:14 am

    I so want to hang with your Mum

    Reply
  2. donnamatrix (@donnamatrix) Says:
    February 11, 2013 at 9:58 pm

    If I pray to your dad, will good things happen to me too?

    Reply

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