I predict the following for The Following:

• The fact that Emma is turning out to be exactly like her mother by boning all the guys ever will be her downfall
• Roderick is getting pouty because now that Joe’s around, he isn’t the most important crazy man in the house
• Jacob will switch sides because Emma has betrayed him for the last time plus he’s still a killing virgin
• Killing your most talented hacker man because he was a bad puppy is really stupid, even if he asked for it
• Poor Gay Paul is dead
• His death causes Jacob to realize Paul was his true love and he wants revenge on Emma for toying with them both – he may decide she must be his first kill
• Mike and Ryan will open a ranch together when this is all done
• I will laugh when the icy blonde is taken out by a bookshelf or something
• Needs more MMF shower sex scenes

That is all.

Carl’s Jr. has been open for like, a week, and already the girl at the counter a) knows my order of “a large pop please!” on sight and b) is giving me shit for not coming in every day (“where’ve you been! you haven’t come by in days!”).

I am a creature of habit.

Delicious, fizzy habit.