This is the greatest thing ever.
It’s a tool that analyzes your Twitter stream and constructs a tweet for you as something you’d be likely to say. I don’t know if it’s because my own Twitter is really random to begin with or if everyone gets funny jumbles, but I could absolutely see myself saying this stuff. Some highlights include:
- Naked ones. Ooh, the iPad to go fetch. Berries no one can wait for crashing while I thought you’d be at?
- Personalizing! Tacos hurt my scooter from my temporary cake does it was thank goodness for the sugar?
- Rodimus Prime has no place to the CBC Red Chairs!
- Bukkake is available for cheap and bus home, though. Well, if they keep it so sexy.
- It was the Bootlegger Ball tonight I really hope there for $0.99 – will stick their dick in their manners.
- Fucking hell 4-hour meeting with dinosaurs! — Come work with the internet and pantless.
- I like losing virginity. Got it. Okay, Twitter – come make me anxious all week. FORTS! I made it down?
I am full of laughing.
Awesome!
haha, that is pretty awesome. The first one I got back was simply “I presume.” ….
Funny or not, I can’t really tell.
It’s important to wear fancy dress tonight. And then paint it, since that’ll make an hour.
“So embarrassed! what size house with and feeling kicked in them? DAISO RUN!”
THANK YOU for posting this! We’re having tons of fun with it over here. Given that I tweet about a mix of politics, sport, and science, some really funny stuff came out :D