Dear fucking jackass downstairs neighbour:

I would like to bring several things to your attention:

• Before 5:30 on a Sunday afternoon is not “late at night”
• Legally, we can bang on any old piece of furniture we like until 10pm
• Coming up here and swearing your head off at us is not the best way to get us to feel sympathetic to your side of the story
• Likewise, calling us “fucking assholes” makes me much more inclined to make even louder, more intrusive noises than perhaps being quiet
• Asking why we can’t build furniture during the day in the middle of the week when you’re not home is really, really stupid: we also have jobs
• Your smoking downstairs is a thousand times more obnoxious and toxic than the 20 minutes of hammering we just did
• You think we’re bad? Try living below the fucking idiots in the penthouse
• You’re a disgusting asshole, and fuck you

So. Angry.