Daily Archives: May 8, 2007

random tuesday

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Random:

  • I almost hit a priest with my scooter when coming from the post office – bless me father, for I wasn’t watching the road
  • I want to work at the post office! They let employees park their scooters right on the sidewalk next to the building!
  • The Cambie Street Bridge and False Creek area smell like a) rotting garbage and b) burnt coffee – it is not yummy
  • My shirt is made of 100% non-organic itchy fibres and it is driving me crazy
  • I want a pug
  • Someone found my website by searching for “girls shaving their ssx organ”, which obviously means I’ve gone around for the last hour singing:

It’s tricky to shave your twat
To shave your twat I tell you what
It’s tricky! It’s tricky!

It’s tricky to trim your snatch
To trim your snatch yet leave a patch
It’s tricky! It’s tricky!

It’s tricky to Nair your hair
To Nair your hair all off down there
It’s tricky! It’s tricky!

.. times about 400, since there are a lot of different euphemisms for my lady organ.

ask not what kimli can do for you

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

There may very well come a time when it is appallingly inappropriate for me to wear shoes decorated with hearts and skulls – however, that time is not now. As long as I am able to somewhat draw air into my lungs (my sticky ribs are still acting up) and face an uncontrollable urge each morning to go to work looking like a drag queen, I will wear clothing and accessories that are only startling on me if you know my real age and also are not at as “hip” and “with it” as I am.

Besides, as long as my skin keeps breaking out like a 15 year old soaked in hormonal juices, I should be allowed to dress as though I shop only at Mariposa and Claire’s.

Hilarious Conversations with my Space Boss:

Kimli: Hey boss, we’re moving on Friday and we haven’t packed – are we getting boxes anytime soon?
Space Boss: Oh yeah, we need to organize that.
Kimli: *head explodes*

Oh man! That’s some side-splitting comedy right there that is in no way giving me any sort of stress whatsoever! Hahahah!

Last night’s perogies were made Polish style – I boiled them, then pan-fried them with bacon and onions. They were ok; I still have trouble getting behind the whole “potato stuffed in dough” food group. Ed liked them though, so I guess that is a plus.

I rode Sally to work today, and I’ve already found an errand I can go run that’ll get me out of the Space Station and out scooting around like the wacky hipster I am. Hooray!

I am strangely jolly, but am not currently craving sausage.