Q: Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?
A: Ed

I have been more than patient, but if I don’t get my copy of Diner Dash for the DS today, heads are going to roll. The release date was the 22nd, but thanks to the holiday stores aren’t releasing the game until today. I can’t work under these conditions – I need mild entertainment, and I need it NOW.

Oh, if only that was the least of all my worries.

I really hate being at a loss for words. I could write pages upon pages about why I don’t like Ed very much right now – seriously, there’s about a half dozen reasons, each more shocking than the last – but even though I care not very much about saving his e-face, I still don’t feel like waxing some poetry about the (awful, terrible, juicy) specifics. If not wanting to spread delicious, satisfying humiliating details about him means I still love him, then I suppose I do. Just don’t ask me to say it out loud, though. I pretty much have two modes: love and hate, and I’m all out of bubble gum.

So, um. My mom bought me a cute denim vest/tank top that I think I’m going to have to return because it just doesn’t look good on me. I don’t have anything I’d wear with it, and I always feel as though I should be going out line dancing when I put it on. The store it came from had other things I like, so I should be able to find something else no problem. I hate returning things – especially without a receipt – but it’s either that or let it sit in my closet until the next time I go on a wardrobe purge.

The weather this week has been gorgeous, but the weekend’s forecast is wet and rainy. We’re supposed to go do various birthday things for the Shan and Ed Birthday Mashup, but those things were outdoors and technically still unplanned, since no one will tell me what they’d like to do. It’s okay, I can read minds. Really!

I *could* be more boring, but then I would slip into a coma.