no, not good at all

31 05 2007

For the record, it is NOT a good idea to lick random cream off your keyboard.

Just sayin’.


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Categories : This Stepford Life

better bring a towel

31 05 2007

Things today is:

  • a Thursday
  • payday
  • the day I got to work looking like I’d blown a polar bear, thanks to all the dandelion fluff in the air
  • World No Tobacco Day
  • the 123rd anniversary of the patent of Corn Flakes
  • 22 years since the day methylenedioxymethamphetamine became a Schedule I drug
  • the day Godiva rode naked on a horse through the streets of Coventry to protest taxes
  • the 151st day of the year
  • the 17th anniversary of the premiere of Seinfeld
  • 10 days until World Naked Bike Ride Day
  • Ed’s 31st birthday

Happy birthday, Ed! You are cool and stuff! Since you are turning 31 on the 31st, today is your Golden Birthday – here’s hoping you receive many golden showers on your special day!


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Categories : Marital Bliss