curse you, nap beast

Curses! I had a bit of a headache when I got home from work – something about office politics being a fucking parasite on my brain – so I went to relax for a little bit.

Unfortunately, I relaxed a little too hard and woke up three hours later – sure, completely refreshed, but having wasted my entire evening with the devious Nap Beast. Now I’m frantically running around trying to do everything I meant to do this evening, as well as eat something more vitamin-complex than peanut butter licked off a spoon.

busy as an angry bee

I almost got sideswiped by a Mercedes SUV on my way to work today. I could go on and on about how I hate SUVs and needlessly expensive cars and idiots who don’t watch the road, thinking nothing of coming within a bumper’s width of taking someone else out – but I think I’ve said it all before. I hope he enjoyed my horn. I certainly enjoyed my near-SUV experience.

I’m endlessly busy – I owe you one real update that does not involve me hurting myself in any way, okay?

I fucking hate office politics.