Look! I’m an eskimo!

Time for my favourite: spaghetti, with lots of oregano.
This post successfully completes NaBloPoMo ’07!
Look! I’m an eskimo!

Time for my favourite: spaghetti, with lots of oregano.
This post successfully completes NaBloPoMo ’07!
I made this last night while watching Pushing Daisies:
It’s the first one I’ve made in almost 18 months. I dig it. I named it Missiletoe. KERPLOWIE!
My new fancy wire isn’t here yet, but I found almost 38ft of 26g sterling silver wire when doing an inventory of my beads. I don’t have very many crystals left, but I have enough semi-precious stones to bedazzle an army. I also found a huge pile of things I already made, but then put in a box and forgot about. I’ll take pictures and throw them up on Flickr later; some are kinda neat.
I suppose this means I’m back in the Purl Necklaces business. I frankly love the name far too much to let it die a painful death, and it’s definitely something to occupy my time – I don’t have time to be cranky and full of angst if I’m making shiny things and under cutting the competition. And I mean seriously undercutting, too – I am far too lazy to price things, so we’ll be dusting off the old “by donation” method. If you want something, let me know and we’ll chat. Pay whatever you think it’s worth (plus a couple bucks for postage), and it’ll be in the mail the next day. That’s it. I’m easy.
So, yeah. Splash your loved ones with a Purl Necklace today!
(hell yes I make myself laugh a lot)
Two more days until NaBloPoMo is over. Normally posting for 30 days straight wouldn’t really be a challenge for me – I have an awful lot to say – but lately, it’s been difficult. I am, unfortunately, pretty stinking depressed. Things are getting me down in a fantastically large way, and I am struggling against an urge to do nothing but be sad and morose on my website. However, history has shown that being verbally depressed will lead to a significant loss of both readers and friends, so I am trying very hard to avoid telling you all just how down I am. I will spare you the details, but suffice it to say I am not a happy girl. Everything sucks. I am never going to find another job, and it’s going to be 2003 all over again so I might as well just go back to bed for the next decade or so.
So! I am now tasked with cheering myself up. On Friday I can start baking, as I will most likely be done my holiday shopping by that point. We’re having a tree trimming party on Sunday, which is little more than an excuse for me to feed people because I like cooking and stuff so I have a lot of nibblies to prepare. Probably too many, but seriously – what the hell else am I going to do with my time? Nothing, that’s what. Well, maybe finish Super Mario Galaxy. Yeah, it’s incredibly vital to be me right now.
Oi, I almost choked on my lunch.
I will endeavor to completely ignore the fact that I am depressed, so don’t worry. Things’ll be back to normal around here soon enough; just bear with me. How’s tomorrow? I can be normal by tomorrow.
Wait, maybe I should clarify – I can be normal for ME by tomorrow. Don’t suddenly expect me to, y’know, grow up or something, but I can at least hide the woe.
Yes.
Normal.

You know, maybe part of the reason no one wants to hire me is because my Live Chat skills are just not up to par. I just had to use a website’s Live Chat tool because I couldn’t log into my account, and the conversation was peppered with things like:
Received: Please do not worry.
Received: I will surely help you login to your account.
Received: Thank you so much for all the valuable information and verifying your account details.
Received: I am more than happy to know that you were able to login to your account successfully.
Received: Have I resolved your issue today?
Received: I wish you all the very best in finding your dream job.
How very polite and helpful! Much more helpful than I ever was when manning the Live Chat windows:
Client: I’m trying to use your program on a Mac
Kimli: I’m sorry, but our system is PC-based – our Mac-compatible tools are still in the alpha stage
Client: Is there a program I can download that will make it work?
Kimli: Yes .. Windows.
Snort. One more thing for me to worry about, I suppose – that I can’t find another job because I am just too snarky.
In other news, it’s looking more and more likely that I will be going through the holiday season unemployed. Hooray! If you eat spam with cranberry sauce, is it close enough to turkey?
I did not take it anymore.
Last week when I had to take out a million bags of garbage because my husband is lazy and not at all helpful, I encountered a staircase full of disgusting things. It would seem that someone in our building took out some garbage but instead of putting it INTO the dumpster, they left it BESIDE the dumpster. Gross enough, but at some point someone or something decided to tear the bag open and dump all the contents out around the dumpster. There were empty food containers, honest to god banana peels on the steps leading to the garbage bins, personal information, and other horrible things strewn about all willy-nilly. The worst part wasn’t even the garbage – it was the fact that it had been there since I last went out to check on Oscar; the previous Sunday. It was rotting and smelly and hazardous as fuck, so I did what any outraged citizen with too much time on their hands would do: I took pictures, printed them out, and put them in the lobby on the notice board with a note.
You can look at the garbage here, if you want. I didn’t want to have the images show up in my Flickr stream, so I put them somewhere else. I also had to edit the photos a little, because right on top of the mess was a piece of paper containing the phone number, address and buzzer number of where the garbage came from. Any guesses as to whom the culprits likely were? I’ll give you a hint: they live upstairs, and they’re idiots. We left the information clearly visible in the photos in the lobby because I am a bastard (although not as much of a bastard as Ed and Josh would like – they wanted me to zoom in on the address and post it on the board along with the garbage, but I’m doing the whole “benefit of the doubt” thing).
At any rate, my Exercise in Humiliation seems to have done the trick. When we came home from Victoria, my signs in the lobby were gone. Ed went out back to check, and sure enough, the garbage was cleaned up. Whether the guilty party actually did the work or the apartment manager gave up and did it himself (which brings to mind the question of “why wasn’t it cleaned up the day it happened instead of at least a week later and after the tenants started getting mad”), I don’t know. I don’t really care. The garbage is gone, I got my justice freak on, and maybe now that it’s known there’s a Pajama’d Crusader in the building with an excellent camera and colour printer and a taste for public humiliation, stuff like this won’t happen again.
Speaking of rapidly changing the subject, I uploaded pictures from our trip to Victoria. Josh and Shan lent me their Holga Fisheye Lens (dear Santa: please bring me one for my very own), so most of the pictures are fisheye’d and funky. As an added bonus, there are pictures of a couple making out! Hooray!
It’s actually very warm and almost cozy in my mom’s place. It’s almost kind of sorta .. inviting? I feel a lot less dread about the place than I did over the summer. The sleeping situation still sucks; Ed liked his night on the plywood almost as much as I enjoyed my evening on the love seat of metal girders. Still, it’s not all bad. We managed to get my mom an early Christmas gift and she keeps Diet Coke in the fridge just for me. It’s gorgeous outside, and we’re gonna go wander around and take pictures. So far, it’s been a good visit.
She still pees in a bucket, though.
We’re off to Victoria for the remainder of the weekend. Neither of us want to go, but we really have to so we are Sucking It Up and going. As requested by my mother, I am bringing the internet and also Craig. It is yet to be seen if I will also try to sneak in the very, very large bottle of Amarula we bought last week. Oh, the good times.

I love doing all the housework. No, seriously. It’s how I can feel connected to the household, seeing as I don’t have a job and all. Doing every single bit of housework in our apartment fills me with a deep sense of satisfaction and not at all with a blinding rage coupled with an overwhelming desire to light everything on fire and be done with it. It sure is awesome! No equality for me, thanks – I am woman, hear me scrub!
I would love to wax further poetic about how utterly fulfilled and happy I am, but dang it – those 4 bags of garbage won’t take themselves out!
My rage is blinding AND seething.
Reasons I don’t watch TV, continued:
Because Seth Green’s neck, which is attached to the rest of him, on which I have a massive crush, just EXPLODED all over my TV. Eww, and AHH!
Stupid TV.