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Monthly Archives: December 2007
outrage and tacos
I am *outraged*.
I’ve pretty much had it with taking the BC Ferries to and from Vancouver Island. The prices went up again, and now if I want to visit my mom, it’s going to cost us $135.10 to get there and back – and that doesn’t even include gas. That is more than just a little bit disgusting. Monopolies are fucking ridiculous. I hates them, yes I do.
We’re in Seattle now, at Ali and Doug’s new house. We got the grand tour, and it’s very impressive. I am jealous of it all! Their entire kitchen is the size of our apartment, and I am green with envies that Ali has enough counter space to have her Kitchen Aid mixer out. Mine is sad and in a box somewhere because there’s just NO ROOM. Boooooo. Hell, my new crock pot is sitting on Ed’s desk because I have no place to store it. I would be far more domestic than I am if I just had more ROOM.
And just in case you think I’ve gone all soft with domesticity, please note that I just bought 5 new DS games. All hail my sexy nerd ways!
Hey, it’s time for tacos.
christmas three point oh
We’re in Victoria, having Christmas with my mom. We went for the traditional this year – we bought her a shredder. It does CDs! Yes, it’s an old fashioned Christmas here in the capital city. Ho ho ho!
Ed and I got our traditional gift certificates (HMV for him, Body Shop for me) – and unexpectedly, a whole lot of cash each. I’m trying to decide if I want to be good and put on my credit card, or have fun with it instead. Obviously the fun would be more .. well, fun, but there’s also something to be said for FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY (namely that it sucks and is not nearly as awesome as new pretty things).
Tomorrow morning we’re off to Seattle via the San Juan Islands (sorry Matt)!
adventure!
Last night, Ed and I decided we would go on an Adventure.
So, tomorrow morning we are going to Victoria to have a late Christmas with my mom, then on Sunday we’ll be taking some sort of ferry from the island to Washington State for some fun, American style. Boats! Long bouts of driving! International borders! The blowjob ferry! Oh, it’ll be fun. No, really!
I’m trying to psyche myself up for it, because while I am looking forward to Adventure and seeing Ali and Doug’s new house and small child and also getting in my traditional post-Christmas visit to Sephora, I am SO VERY TIRED. Last night I think I managed to fall asleep around 5am, and was up again before 8. Between Ed’s snoring and my inability to turn my damn brain off, it was a very sleepless night for me. I have a million things to do in addition to the usual trip preparation – I need to run errands at no less than 6 places today, after I take Shan’s cat to the vet for suture removal (I am an awesome friend). So what am I doing? Sitting in front of my computer, randomly clicking on links and staring vacantly at the screen. I’m pretty sure I’m drooling, too. All I want to do is crawl back into bed, but I know that I’d never be able to fall asleep because my brain is freaking out that we’re going away in less than 24 hours and there are DIRTY DISHES in the SINK. Clearly, this is the end of the world as we know it and I in no way feel fine.
But, still. ADVENTURE!!

did you know
.. that when you drop a 500GB external hard drive, it goes “PONNNNNNNNNNG-G-G-G-g-g”?
Well, it does.
And then it still works! So, hooray.
Christmas was quiet but nice, except Santa forgot to bring me a pug. Perhaps I wasn’t a good enough girl. I’ll have to try harder next year.
I did get ninjas, though.
time for christmasses!
hey ho, i owe
On this second eve of Christmas, the government gave to me:
.. a bill for 54 bucks.
I completely forgot this would eventually be coming. It was my first ride in an ambulance, and it was over 8 months ago. I had sort of thought they would let it slide since a) I am so awesome and b) they destroyed two of my favourite pieces of clothing to get to my shoulder, but alas. Oh well. I still consider myself fortunate; people have to pay ambulance bills for much more tragic reasons than my incessant need to find down.
Merry Christmas, everyone!
ronery no more
a well-kept secret
Last night was awesome.
Ed had been planning this for some time, and last night he took me here. It’s a complete coincidence that the day I was waxing poetry about the beauty of the mountains is the day I ended up taking a gondola up that same mountain for an utterly fantastic dinner in a super fancy restaurant. Whee!
I was surprised when we headed up towards Grouse Mountain, because I had guessed that we were going to Quattro for dinner. I was a little grumpy about it – not because of the location because I’ve always wanted to go up the Grouse gondola, but because I had received NO WARNING WHATSOEVER that we were about to go UP A MOUNTAIN. I was NOT dressed properly – black boots with heels, a little red dress, and a littler sweater. No jacket, or gloves. We had to stand in line to take the gondola, and we were surrounded by people heading up the mountain for night skiing – everyone else was wearing jackets and hats and gloves and pants and boots, and here I was freezing my ample ass off on the side of a mountain. It was COLD, yo. Luckily the ride was swift and fun, and the lodge at the top of the mountain was warm so I quickly ungrumped and advised Ed that if he were to pull a similar stunt in the future, it might be nice to give a little bit of a warning when sneaking someone into a situation where adequate clothing would be appropriate.
I didn’t have my camera with me, so I wasn’t able to take any pictures. The mountain was just as glorious up close as it was from afar; all the trees were frozen and white and sparkly. We made a date to go up again next month with the sole purpose of picture taking, but last night was all about the romantic dinner. Ed checked his coat (since I didn’t HAVE ONE), and we were escorted to our window table overlooking the city far below.
It was incredible.
Then they served me some Diet Coke.
In my own orange monster mug.
The fuck?
Our server came over to our table with a towel over her arm and a bottle of Diet Coke presented like a fine wine. I started laughing (I hadn’t ordered any Diet Coke; I always get lemon water with my meals that don’t come from a drive through), and THEN I noticed she was carrying one of my own mugs. She set it in front of me, assured me the Diet Coke was of a fine vintage, and poured me a mug full of carbonated goodness.
This was all Ed’s doing. He had masterminded the entire thing to the point of stealing my orange monster mug and taking a bottle of Diet Coke up to the mountain the night before, with instructions to present it to me at our dinner. It was hilarious and so, so cute. Everyone around us in this uber posh restaurant was drinking wine out of fancy crystal glasses, and I had a big orange mug with an eyeball and fangs and a fresh bottle of Diet Coke on the table. HEE! Ed was sad that it did not make me cry (I had told him he’d get bonus points if he’d do something so sappy I’d weep at it all), but he got extra points anyway for doing something so bizarre and utterly “me” that I almost cried from laughing so hard. It was great. :D
Dinner was fantastic, too. We had some fancy elf oysters to start, then I got the sea scallops that came on a crab risotto with green foam all over it and Ed got some sort of fancy beef with yummy glazes and saucy things. My scallops were SO GOOD. They were huge and plentiful and man oh man I love scallops. For dessert we shared a toffee pudding and its suggested pairing of some sort of sherry (well, we shared the pudding at any rate – Ed drank the sherry; I had Diet Coke to drink) and it too was great. Those scallops, though – daaaaang. So tasty.
Guests are asked to turn their cell phones off as to better enjoy the ambiance, but I turned mine on a snuck a picture:
SEKRET CHRISTMAS DINNAR for the win! Yay for sneaky, weird Ed!
picture perfect
Crossing the Lions Gate Bridge can be a huge pain in the ass at times, but coming over the bridge to the North Shore on a sunny day with the mountains practically glowing from the dusting of snow they received the night before has got to be one of the most spectacular views in the city, if not the world.
Pretty.
Interview went well – I won’t hear yay or nay until the new year, but the job sounds perfect for me so please think “yay yay yay yay” really hard at me. I’m home now and getting ready for the mystery dinner. I’m done being modest, so off comes the decency-inducing tank top under my dress, the demure shoes, and quite possibly the underwear. WOO!







