Being off the pill is *great*. My hormones are out of control! I kind of want to hump everyone and everything. I’m having recurring daydreams about being ravaged by strangers. I don’t really need to start taking birth control again, do I? What’s the harm in bad skin and the constant threat of babies when compared to being horny all the damn time? Seems like a no brainer to me. Hey, wanna make out?

I don’t really have anything else to say today. I could tell you a highly inappropriate anecdote about early morning fun and why I’m a $2 whore, but then Google might get mad at me. I still haven’t straightened out the “YOU ARE A SUSPICIOUS SITE” stuff, and it makes me sad that people are being told I am a malicious e-villain. I am not anything of the sort.

Today I am wearing heels, and as a result, I’m almost 4’ tall.