After Gillian came to my rescue last week after a salsa-related emergency, I came to see the wisdom of carrying a Tide-To-Go pen with me. I bought one that afternoon, and have used it a half dozen times since then. It’s a very good idea for someone like me – a klutz with an ample bosom – to have the ability to rapidly remove stains. Ed suggested that I choose my wardrobe based on what I’d be eating that day, but I don’t own that much red. Besides, it doesn’t work – I’m wearing white right now, and I managed to drip butter on myself. I’m spot-free – for now – but just to be safe, I think I will eat lunch with a bib.

Tomorrow, I will finally let you know what this Cream Lemon thing is all about.

You cannot wait.