what i would do for a klondike bar

  • Go to 7-11
  • Pay $2.49
  • Put it in the freezer overnight to firm it back up again
  • Eat it on my couch while watching retro Transformers
  • Realize it is not as good as the hype
  • Be sad
  • .. for about 2 seconds, because I can’t be sad when there are Transformers on
  • Yay for cartoons!