“It’s like fucking a cantaloupe!”

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• Be outside
• Sleep
• Cook
• Have sexy times
• Have solo sexy times
• Dance
• Be a cat
• Wear pants
• Wear shorts
• Wear any kind of clothing at all
• Move
• Walk
• Think (via @trishussey)
• Breathe
• Walk to work
• Be close to anyone (via @seanhagen)
• Take transit
• Consider the ramifications of the theory of relativity
• Exercise
• Yoga (via @LKid)
• Think of original, meaningful blog posts (sorry)

I confirmed it with at least two other people: I *was* hearing Christmas carols at the Burrard station this morning.

This is why I don’t take public transit. It FUCKS WITH YOUR MIND.