I need a secret.

Specifically, I need a PG-13 secret; something harmless enough that it can be shared with my co-workers at our holiday party.

We’re doing “Employee Trivia” as a game, and everyone has to submit at least one fact about themselves that people may not know then we guess for prizes. I have many secrets, but none of them are really suitable for this sort of thing:

• “My name isn’t really Kimli” – well, that would defeat the purpose of guessing
• “I haven’t graduated high school” – not something I necessarily want to tell my boss and co-workers
• “I’m a functional retard at Mario games” – not very PC of me
• “My sister is older than my mother” – true, but I don’t need to share my sordid family past with a bunch of casual acquaintances
• “I’ve gone to Dildo School” – I use this on OK Cupid, and it’s brought me nothing but trouble

What sorts of benign tidbits do normal people share?