No, really. Thursday through Saturday was exciting, what with the corpses and button making and all, but Sunday was really nothing to write about: Ed and I did some errands, I napped and dyed my hair (not at the same time; that would be messy) and then I played some video games. A dull Sunday, but a relatively productive one. There’s salmon in the fridge for tonight’s dinner, for example, and we are fully stocked with a startling variety of cheese for this Saturday’s house warming party.
I have been informed that I must wear white next Monday to attend a top-secret-no-cameras-allowed-I-probably-won’t-be-allowed-to-write-about-it-but-I’m-gonna-anyway Olympic Event. This is an issue – I don’t own very many white things, and those I do own are predictably inappropriate. I’ll have to improvise something, but what? And why do we have to be all sanitized, anyway? The email gives an intriguing “you’ll understand why when you arrive”, so I am afire with curiosity and herpes. I’ll play along, just to see what the deal is. I can abide by the rules for at least that long.
Oh, that reminds me – I might be getting arrested later today. If I don’t update tomorrow, please send me some bail money.