The internet is very quiet today.

I’m working from home. It’s not as much fun as a Snow Day, but I AM still in my bathrobe and enjoying my couch and cats instead of freezing my ass off in the space station. I may not be long for this world, though – I’m making myself some soup and I forgot about the turbids so the soup is being made with nasty water. I don’t want to waste it, so I’m just going to have to hope the chemicals in my Campbell’s soup will kill whatever turbids might still be lurking in our water supply.

This update is really weak, and I apologize. However, I did make my debut post on the Girlz of Destruction site – you should check it out because it’s a lot more exciting than this one. In fact, all my posts on the g0d page will be an interesting exercise in being good – I’ve been told that I can’t be at all naughty in my g0d bl0g. I’m almost always naughty in some form (seriously, you don’t want to know what I’m doing as I type this), so this whole “behaving” thing will be a fun new experiment. Can I contain my wicked ways? Will I explode in a fury of filth? Only time will tell!

Just to be safe, though: shit ass hell damn fuck.