KELOID’D!

It’s bad enough my cat scratched me, but it looks like the wound has formed a keloid. Luckily for me it’s on my chest, which is prime Kimli real estate. There isn’t a single thing I own that isn’t cut down to my belly button, and every thing I wear shows off my lovely new keloid scar. Thanks, Hobble. You are a totally awesome cat and in no way a great big pointy sack of dumb.

I should invest in some turtlenecks, except the only ones I seem to buy have a keyhole cutout which does little to hide my more buoyant assets. I could make a nun’s habit look slutty. I’m far prouder of that than I should be.