Maybe ol’ Jack is on to something after all – that’s the single dirtiest thing I’ve ever seen in a video game, ever. Besides which, after playing Big Brain Academy on the Nintendo DS, I have uncontrollable urges to do math, identify shapes, and do .. whatever it is that thing up there is asking me to do. I’ve heard that the next level is where he asks me if I wouldn’t be more comfortable if I took my pants off, to make it easier to analyze the missing link.

SO DIRTY.