I don’t know that my vampire pee pills are working – I took my 12.5mg dose this morning at 9, and since then have only peed twice. That’s pretty normal, considering I drank a chai the size of my head. Where is this extra pee I’m supposed to have? How can my tensions mellow if I don’t pee out the evil?

Luckily, the danger of bursting into flame in direct sunlight is minimal because I live in Vancouver and we’re in the middle of the rainy season, so we won’t see the sun for another 9 weeks or so .. but for some reason, that’s not making me feel any better.

Where’s my pee?!