I’m getting the feeling that someone is looking for me (dun dun dunnnnnn). My search results have been peppered with some very specific keywords in amongst the usual parade of perversion that brings people to this site – you’d be pretty horrified at the percentage of the population who search for “delicious ass juice” on a daily basis.

I suppose that won’t help my case, either – might as well make the best of it. Hello, perverts! How’s that delicious ass juice working out for you?

Anyway, back to all about me. I’ve noticed that someone or several someones have been looking for things that are very specific to me – “kimli las vegas” “kimli ces” “kimli fluffernutter ces2k7”, etc. Yesterday there was one more: a search for “kimberly flores las vegas”. My nametag did in fact give my last name as Flores, although my name is not and has never been “Kimberly” (seriously, calling me Kimberly sends me into a murderous rage .. but really, I’ve said too much). So, someone is looking for me. I hope they find me, unless they don’t like me and want to tell me I am fat and stupid and I suck. Hello, person who is trying to find the Kim Flores who was at CES 2K7! I am that person. I worked in the Creative Labs booth, making Q4DM17 sound interesting. Feel free to email me! I do not bite. I can be reached at kimli at this domain dot com.

I do love a mystery!