Things the “HP” on my socks might stand for:

• Hit Points
• Hewlett-Packard
• Harry Potter
• Herpes Patrol
• Have a Pabst

I scooted to work today! It was cold as hell and a little slow going thanks to the headwind while trying to drive up the hill on the Lions Gate Bridge, but whee! Scooting! So fun. I hope the sun sticks around for a while; it’d be nice to see some flowers blooming and also I enjoy having dry feet.

I do wish my eyes would stop leaking, though. My allergies seem to be getting worse each year – how long before I am nothing more than an oozing mass of salty sinus drips and other randomly thick mystery liquids?

I itch, too.

Happy Pi Day, nerds!