Things that would be super cool:

• the ability to fly
• hover cars
• aqua cars
• a backbone
• if my shoulder would stop clicking
• a pony

I don’t know what’s going on in there, but every few minutes something will click and hurt and be altogether alarming. I’m not even doing anything, it just happens. Ed is taking some serious delight in telling me that I’m going to have to go for physiotherapy, but I think he is just being mean. Shoulders are supposed to click, right? It’s nothing to worry about; I’m just evolving into a higher life form. It’s Darwinism, yo. Adapt or go extinct. That’s all.

I just received a random text messages that said “be ready for overnight rescue”. A noble thought – who *doesn’t* need an overnight rescue now and again – but I am unclear as to who the sender is, and what they may be rescuing me from. There are definitely things that I need rescuing from, but it’d be nice if I got a say in who the rescuer was. In fact, it’d be super cool. I should add it to the list up there.

I am on hold with Paypal and it is totally awesome. I purchased something online, but when I finally received the package it was missing an item. No big deal, I thought. I also found that I wanted to return one item, and exchange another – all part of the fun when buying clothing online. Thing is, the company wouldn’t return my calls or reply to my emails. I tried to reach them for over a week and a half, and got nowhere – so I opened a Paypal dispute. It took them an additional week or so to respond to it, and since then I’ve been fed a bunch of hooey about how they can’t issue me a refund (I’m seeking a refund for the item I didn’t receive, plus returning the items I DID get because I don’t even want to deal with these asshats anymore) via Paypal; they have to send me a check in the mail. I called today and got clarification that this is a load of crap – so I’m going to escalate my dispute and try to get a complete refund through Paypal and not a stupid check that’ll take god knows how long to get here. I hate being lied to, and I hate being dicked around. You can’t give me my money until I close the dispute, you say? Gosh, that’s funny how that works, because if I close the dispute I can’t open another one, and nothing but your word that you’ll give me my money back. I should obviously just trust you, right? You’ve been so very professional so far!

Grr. If any of you wake up fat and female tomorrow, don’t buy clothes from Size Appeal dot com. They are teh super sux.

Ow, my shoulder.