Random:
- I almost hit a priest with my scooter when coming from the post office – bless me father, for I wasn’t watching the road
- I want to work at the post office! They let employees park their scooters right on the sidewalk next to the building!
- The Cambie Street Bridge and False Creek area smell like a) rotting garbage and b) burnt coffee – it is not yummy
- My shirt is made of 100% non-organic itchy fibres and it is driving me crazy
- I want a pug
- Someone found my website by searching for “girls shaving their ssx organ”, which obviously means I’ve gone around for the last hour singing:
It’s tricky to shave your twat
To shave your twat I tell you what
It’s tricky! It’s tricky!
It’s tricky to trim your snatch
To trim your snatch yet leave a patch
It’s tricky! It’s tricky!
It’s tricky to Nair your hair
To Nair your hair all off down there
It’s tricky! It’s tricky!
.. times about 400, since there are a lot of different euphemisms for my lady organ.
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Dude, I work at City Hall and the burnt coffee smell is apparently a coffee roasting factory in the industrial area down by Cambie St…. sometimes when the wind is blowing our way we get to smell it all day long. Joy.
Oh, yuck – I feel your pain! Burnt coffee is in my top five of worst smells ever!