Today (or maybe yesterday or Monday, we’re not really sure) our tiny Hobble Kazoo is two years old. Over the course of the last couple years, he has changed a lot. He’s still playful and adorable and totally gay for Ed, but he’s also loving and rambunctious and the size of a small country. See for yourselves!

Hobble Kazoo at 7 weeks old:

Hobble Kazoo at 2 years old:

As you can see in the first image, Hobble is a tiny kitten that is almost dwarfed by the two toy mice we put on his back. However, in the second image, you can see that Hobble is a giant monster who threatens to devour all that you hold dear: for size comparison, I hoisted a mack truck onto his back so you can see the awesome size of this enormous beast. I fear that one day in the night, he will eat my face. Already he has been tasting Ed nightly to see if he is quite ripe enough to eat – soon, this giant feline will rend us limb from limb should he feel a mite peckish between his 18 daily feedings.

I think for his birthday, he would enjoy a puppy to play with!