I almost got sideswiped by a Mercedes SUV on my way to work today. I could go on and on about how I hate SUVs and needlessly expensive cars and idiots who don’t watch the road, thinking nothing of coming within a bumper’s width of taking someone else out – but I think I’ve said it all before. I hope he enjoyed my horn. I certainly enjoyed my near-SUV experience.

I’m endlessly busy – I owe you one real update that does not involve me hurting myself in any way, okay?

I fucking hate office politics.