I took a break and spent close to an hour outside, taking pictures of snails. While out there, I came across the tiniest snail I have ever seen:

It is so, so small!

But HOW small, exactly?

Oh, about this small.

SQUEEE! SO IMPOSSIBLY SMALL AND CUTE !!!! I had a hard time putting it down; I wanted to hover over it to make sure it would be okay in the garden. OH, it was so cute. It was so young the shell was translucent! Adorable, tiny, baby, almost-naked snail! YAY!

I am not weird.