Ed is thoroughly entranced by an infomercial, and I’m a little worried. Sure, there’s nothing else on TV – but we have ALL THE VIDEO GAMES IN THE WORLD; I’m sure there’s something else he could be doing.

Even if it is for Cinema! Quality! DVD!

Maybe he’s just got a boner for all those sexy 70’s styles. Yes, I’m sure that’s it. A retro boner. In his pants.

I think I’ll go to bed.