I’m neither captured by Vikings nor a Viking, to the best of my knowledge. However, I cop to some likely Viking heritage being in there somewhere (hence the colour of the fur in my close kin).
Instead, I’m sailing the seas, lonely and in need of some adventure and booty. I have this urge to flee my quiet harbour for the possibly-friendly waters near Cap’n Vancouver’s stoping grounds… but I’m scared by the mass Long Weekend Exodous.
Vikings never lonely: start parties, sing pirate songs, eat parrots. Yar!!!!!
Part Viking, from Orust Island, Sweden, part German, Southern & Northern, part Britainian ( just saw Last Legion ). Living in Calgary ’cause it’s friggin cold like Homeland.
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The Vikings have captured me but they have WiFi on their boats now.
I am not captured by Vikings. I am part Viking! Which makes me a genuine pirate, of the butt variety.
I’m neither captured by Vikings nor a Viking, to the best of my knowledge. However, I cop to some likely Viking heritage being in there somewhere (hence the colour of the fur in my close kin).
Instead, I’m sailing the seas, lonely and in need of some adventure and booty. I have this urge to flee my quiet harbour for the possibly-friendly waters near Cap’n Vancouver’s stoping grounds… but I’m scared by the mass Long Weekend Exodous.
Vikings never lonely: start parties, sing pirate songs, eat parrots. Yar!!!!!
Part Viking, from Orust Island, Sweden, part German, Southern & Northern, part Britainian ( just saw Last Legion ). Living in Calgary ’cause it’s friggin cold like Homeland.
cold Ken in C
My Viking family captured me. But I ran away!