Boooo – my favourite pair of all-purpose (workin’, struttin’, posin’, whorin’) black boots have bitten the dust. They’ve pretty much entirely separated from the heel, and there are holes a-plenty. I think it’s time to send these boots to the great footwear graveyard in the sky – you served me well, first-ever pair of black sexy boots. I’ll miss you and all the times you made me limp with exhaustion and pain when I wore you to trade shows dressed up in a corset.

I have to go run errands this afternoon, and I think they may just include a trip to the shoe store to help get over the loss of my boots.