There’s nothing like waking up at the crack of dawn because someone’s having a tantrum in the alley behind your building. There was yelling and a lot of crash banging and even though I tried REALLY HARD I couldn’t make out a single thing that was being said. Now that I think about it though, it could have just been the tar people setting up their tar factory. It smells fantastic in the bedroom – like prehistoric dinosaur times! Love those toxic fumes!

We had a very low-key long weekend, the highlight of which was spending $1000 on new tires. Woo? I hate buying necessities – that money could have been used for FUN, not safety. Being a grown-up sucks ass, although now I suppose I can try out my Tokyo drifting skills around the city. This’ll come in handy when I take Ed to the airport tonight. It can’t be much harder than doing it in video games, right?

Ed’s leaving tonight for a series of business things in Alberta. We were supposed to have both gone this past Friday with my returning today, but it didn’t quite work out like that thanks to his co-worker dropping the ball on doing anything whatsoever. We were going to visit his parents for an early holiday weekend, but as it stands now he’ll just get to see his mom for a couple hours tonight while I sit here and ferment.

I would like to be employed now please. Dear companies I’ve thrown myself at: please hire me. I am awesome, and people will vouch for that so long as my bribery cheques don’t bounce.

Maybe I shouldn’t get so worked up over my unemployed status. After all, my rightful place is inside the home and I would be cheating Ed out of the thrill of supporting me as a hunter if I were to go into the workforce. After all, I am thrilled to be the privileged one to get up and cook my man’s breakfast; I delight in sharing it with him and in waving him off to work. I am also happy to wander around dusting my new possession, planning out tasty meals to prepare for him each evening, washing up and making the bed, and getting to know my neighbours. Yep, I don’t want to work at all. This married life stuff is just awesome.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have possessions to dust and tasty meals to plan!