if card is in play, player must take off pants

I made a Kimli trading card.

Ed: Why did you make a trading card?
Kimli: After I threw up yesterday, I got to thinking that Alfredo Sauce is now a sworn enemy of mine, so much so that if I had a trading card that listed my enemies, Alfredo Sauce would be on there. Then I made a trading card so I could list it along with other things that I do not get along with, like gravity.
Ed: You are weird.

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