I have a really, really stupid question.

Does anyone own this book? If you do, can you please turn to page 87?

Is half your page gone, like this?

Given the author of the book and the subject of this chapter – SEX – I honestly can’t tell if the rip is deliberate. I mean, it’s the first page of the chapter on dirty, filthy sex. Ed thinks my book is just fucked up, whereas I think it’s probably fucked up but I’ve seen books with humourous “edits” like this before and I can’t tell if this is supposed to be like this, or if Amazon sent me a damaged book. So, um, please check your copy and let me know. Thanks!

Ed’s company party is tonight, so I have to go make myself presentable. This involves a great deal of glitter and shellac. I am a sparkly, sparkly princess.