On this second eve of Christmas, the government gave to me:

.. a bill for 54 bucks.

I completely forgot this would eventually be coming. It was my first ride in an ambulance, and it was over 8 months ago. I had sort of thought they would let it slide since a) I am so awesome and b) they destroyed two of my favourite pieces of clothing to get to my shoulder, but alas. Oh well. I still consider myself fortunate; people have to pay ambulance bills for much more tragic reasons than my incessant need to find down.

Merry Christmas, everyone!