There is way, way, way too much chocolate in this house.

I need to get rid of some of it. I’ll keep the super yummy, but there’s a lot of regular yummy that we honestly do not need. So, it has to go.

But what do I do with it?

I don’t want to throw it away because that’s wasteful and depressing. How do you give away candy when it isn’t Halloween? We have a huge assortment of mini chocolate bars plus a really big pile of individually wrapped candies and treats. Maybe I could put it in our “lobby” – it’s all sealed so there’s no danger of teh poisons, and people in our building seem to adore the crap I put downstairs for the taking. People like candy, right? It’s not like taking candy from a stranger; they won’t know it’s me! So, it should be fine. Take my candy!

I’ll give Ed some to take to work, but I think the rest is going down stairs for random consumption.

Okay, problem solved. Now if I could only find someone to come and drink all the little bits of alcohol remaining in the open bottles, I would be a happy Kimli.