Most of the time, eating at Denny’s is a quick, tasty, affordable experience. It’s not gourmet by any stretch of the imagination, but it does fill you up nicely.

Then there are the times when the Denny’s in question is staffed by the unholy fry cooks of the damned, and your immortal soul is in danger with every bite you choke down your trembling gullet.

I don’t think I’ll be eating solids for a while.