Things that have happened to me today that may or may not be ironic:

• Walking to the bus in the pouring rain with no umbrella, hat or hood and having the first song to play on my Zune open with the lines “It’s raining again in Vancouver – I haven’t seen the sun in seven days”
• Writing a document for The Lab that claims an internal website is “just like Wikipedia, but with less information about Pokémon” – then an hour later finding myself doing an unrelated lookup on Wikipedia, only to have the first response to my search be an actual Pokémon

If I find a severed foot or someone having sex with a Big Mac on my way home, I quit.