Alarms and fire trucks and giant hoses are generally pretty cool, but not when they’re coming from the parkade where your scooter is napping. I’m still not sure what happened, but I did experience some Spooky Parking today – most of the lights in the parkade were out and it was very loud in there. Monsters could have eaten me at any time.

I stopped at McDonald’s on my way to work because frankly there are few things more delicious than a breakfast burrito with quad salsa. In the drive through line, the truck in front of me was full of people dancing to YMCA. It was .. odd. And yet, strangely uplifting. Perhaps more people should dance to gay anthems while waiting for breakfast.

Ed is off to Montreal today for some exciting rodeo clown business. I am jealous – Montreal is super cool. However, Montreal is also super cold. I do not like snow.

Stupid Tuesday, why aren’t you Friday.