.. will be spent house cleaning, but more specifically, cleaning up cat puke.

Hooray!

Here’s hoping your weekend is more exciting than mine – although, to be perfectly honest, a quiet weekend of vomit and dust may be just the prescription after my last several weeks of nudity, debauchery, and getting kicked out of dive bars.

It’s amazing how noble a citizen I am when all my friends are out of town.

Clearly, my evil deeds are because of their bad influence. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go contemplate my own divinity and clean this dump I call home.