Physical ailments I am suffering from because of the paint fumes:

• Cephalalgia
• Pharyngitis
• Irritated pelvic splanchnic ganglion
• Catastrophic neural orgasm
• Isolated systolic purple hypertension
• Randomized data entry
• Spastic intravascular ultrasound
• Tuesday
• Quasi-hysterical optimism
• Conjugated unforeseen rhythm
• Playlist anxiety
• Bad hair

MEDIC!